Coming out to our one and only Spring Training session this Sunday will guarantee you a spot on the Presbyterian Power Co-Ed Softball Team Roster! Failing to come out will still guarantee you a spot. In fact, the only way you can be sure that you will NOT be on the roster is to alter your birth certificate to show that you were born before 1938 or after 2004. The aforementioned Spring Training will take place this Sunday April 15th, 3:00 p.m., at First Avenue Park, 720 First Ave. Berwyn 19312.The first game is at the same venue on Sunday April 22nd at 1:30 p.m. against arch rival Great Valley Presbyterian. Any questions you might have will be cheerfully answered by our current general manager. You may contact him at email@example.com.
Sturge Poorman, General Manager
Presbyterian Power Co-Ed Softball Team
Consisting of superb suburban athletes from
Ardmore, Phoenixville, and Paoli Presbyterian Churches