Choosing to play softball rather than to attend their church’s Sunday afternoon service, the Covenant Presbyterian players slugged their way past our Presbyterian Power team last Sunday by a score of 17-2. The lopsided scores of Presbyterian Power’s recent losses have the sports writers speculating that the General Manager’s job is in jeopardy. In his defense, the General Manager has pointed out that anonymous tweets are running 10 to 1 in favor of him keeping his position. So look for no changes in management as our team takes on the Delaware Valley Christians—like us, winless for the season—at 3:00 p.m. on Sunday 6/10. May the less better team lose!
Sturge Poorman, General Manager, Presbyterian Power Co-Ed Softball Team