Presbyterian Power Seeks to Rebound

After a much-needed week off to regroup, our Presbyterian Power co-ed softball team (0-3) takes on perennial rival Wayne Presbyterian (1-2) at 3pm on Sunday afternoon. Our statisticians have indicated that the reason for our poor showing thus far is that we have given up an average of 20 runs per game! So since we don’t have enough money to sign a better pitcher, and since most of our fielders have a hard time catching the ball, we have decided to invest in new Teflon-enhanced fielder’s gloves for everyone. Amazon has promised us delivery by Sunday at 4.

Sturge Poorman, general manager