Our church softball team, known by the softball mavens along the Main Line as “Presbyterian Power,” opens the season next Sunday against the Iron Works Church. Using advanced sabermetrics to scout out potential new players, our astute general manager signed 5 free agents from the Paoli Presbyterian Church. These 5, joined by 10 veteran players from Ardmore Presbyterian and 7 previously signed players from Phoenixville Presbyterian, make up the solid roster of “Presbyterian Power.” The game next week is at 3:00 p.m. on the fields behind the Eastown Library in Berwyn. Since every player who comes to the game is put into the elongated batting order, it would be wise for players to come early. Late-comers risk batting 22nd.
Sturge Poorman, coach and general manager